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i don't like writing about me

internetexplorers:

we could be married with like 4 kids and i’d still be too scared to text you first

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2 months ago
282,439 notes
havexheart:

No matter what combination, these are all gold.

havexheart:

No matter what combination, these are all gold.

(via laughing-llama)

2 months ago
156,409 notes
happilymourning:


well shit there goes my entire parenting plan

happilymourning:

well shit there goes my entire parenting plan

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2 months ago
354,315 notes

large-flightless-bird:

when you go in the bathroom and you don’t know if it’s water or pee on the ground

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2 months ago
158,236 notes

crimsonpoppyfields:

be-the-jawn-to-my-sherlock:

First day back at school

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Second day back at school

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third day back to school

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(via seriouslystealthysammy)

2 months ago
164,959 notes
188,091 plays
Chvrches // Do I Wanna Know? (Arctic Monkeys Cover)

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2 months ago
14,770 notes

jaxblade07:

dirrtyflowerchild:

all-about-living-up:

adeventute time helped me get over my last breakup no fuckin joke i shit u not

literally adventure time knows their shit

Word.

(Source: pretendplaytime, via laughing-llama)

2 months ago
817,832 notes

noisybottom:

When u get a boner in public

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2 months ago
44,420 notes

mymanic:

Fuck this is the funniest thing ever

(Source: tastefullyoffensive, via i-suck-dick)

2 months ago
275,541 notes

idolakihito:

"How’s that essay going?"

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2 months ago
251,456 notes
ohheyvict0ria:

Oh hey look it’s the fault in our stars

ohheyvict0ria:

Oh hey look it’s the fault in our stars

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2 months ago
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